Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.