Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

All the best people are crazy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.