When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.