Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is the key to everything

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.