Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.