Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.