Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.