Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are our chosen family.