Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

All the best people are crazy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.