Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

All the best people are crazy.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.