Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.