Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।