Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends are our chosen family.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.