Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

All the best people are crazy.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.