Funny Quotes / Friends

Our craziness made us best friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

All the best people are crazy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.