Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.