Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

All the best people are crazy.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.