Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.