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Happiness is having crazy friends.
तुमने जिंदगी का नाम तो सुना सुना ही होगा, मैंने पुकारा है तुम्हें अक्सर उस नाम से!
Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses… Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all.
"मेरे ग़म का छोटा सा हिस्सा लेकर तो देखो ! मरने की ख्वाहिश न करने लगे तो कहना !!"
. "अगर आप सूरज की तरह चमकना चाहते हो ! तो पहले सूरज की तरह जलो !!"
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey
Cheers to my Haters, There is so much more to come!!!
Women & shoes: My heels are always there to pick me right up.
Submitted by: Bonface stom on April 23, 2010
मेरी मोहब्बत की हद ना तय कर पाओगे तुम, तुम्हें साँसों से भी ज्यादा मोहब्बत करते है हम.❤️
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son- of- a- b*tch.
अपने दोस्त में मुझे मेरा दूसरा स्वयं दिखता है.
If our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. What do Chinese people use? Tooth picks?
मित्रता और पैसा: तेल और पानी.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.
"समय हर समय को बदल देता है ! बस समय को थोड़ा समय चाहिए !!"
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!
अगर मुझे अपनी ज़िन्दगी दोबारा जीने का #मौका मिले तो इस बार तेरा नाम पहले अपने हाथो की लकीरो में लिखवा कर आऊंगा
जब औरत खुद अपनी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त बन जाती है, ज़िन्दगी आसान हो जाती है.
The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.
Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? - A trip to Thailand? - Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary? - Then I pick you up again.
एक छोरी मुझसे बोली.. एक तो तू #Smart_Handsome होके भी #Single क्यू हैंमेंने भी बोल दिया संस्कार पगली