वे ये भूल सकते हैं कि आपने क्या कहा, लेकिन वे ये कभी नहीं भूलेंगे कि आपने उन्हें कैसा महसूस कराया.

Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!

I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

तेरी मुस्कान से अज्जिज मेरे लिए कुछ भी नहीं, तेरी चाहत से ज्यादा और किसी की उम्मीद नहीं…!

Are you free this weekend?… No, I’ll be expensive.

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

कहानी नहीं जिंदगी चाहिए.. तुझसा नहीं तू चाहिए!

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

"मिलता तो बहुत कुछ है इस ज़िन्दगी में ! बस हम गिनती उसकी करते हैं जो हासिल न हो सका हो !!"

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.

Boys fall for me- Because I trip them.

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

दोस्त की मुसीबतों के साथ कोई भी सहानभूति प्रकट कर सकता है, लेकिन दोस्त की सफलता के साथ सहानभूति प्रकट करने के लिए बहुत ही अच्छी प्रकृति की आवश्यकता है.

People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule

I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it most…don’t use it.

Real Astronomers are in our family, 1st Mother who showed the moon in childhood. 2nd papa - who used to show the whole universe in just 1 slap. Third wife - who shows stars during the day. This NASA is just confusion.

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum!

"सोचा था एक घर बनाकर बैठूंगा सुकून से ! लेकिन घर की ज़रूरतो ने मुसाफिर बना दिया !!"

When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness in your life.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.