How come wrong numbers are never busy?
लोग हमेशा गलत इंसान से धोखा खाने के बाद ! अच्छे इंसान से बदला लेते हैं !!"
Two Army Men were talking: Army Man 1: Why did you join the army? Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army? Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
If facebook was a subject I’d get A+++
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
"असंभव शब्द का प्रयोग केवल कायर ही करते हैं ! बहादुर और बुद्धिमान व्यक्ति अपना मार्ग स्वयं बनाते हैं !!
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
मुहब्बत साथ हो जरूरी नहीं.. पर मुहब्बत जिन्दगी भर हो ये बहुत जरूरी है…
Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!
सुन्नो… तुम्हें हमारे दिल ने हज़ारों में से एक चुना हैं, इसीलिये मेरा प्यार, तेरे लियें लाखों गुना हैं,
War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy
घर वाले कहते है कि मैं बहोत मासूम हूँ, पर उन्हें कौन समझाये कि “गंगाधर” ही “शक्तिमान” है
नशा था उनके प्यार का , जिसमें हम खो गए , उन्हें भी पता नहीं चला कि कब हम उनके हो गए।
इन आँखों को जब तेरा दीदार हो जाता है दिन कोई भी हो मेरा त्यौहार हो जाता है.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents.
If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.
I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don’t be born so soon.
If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?
If you pull enough strings, you’ll end up pulling ropes.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
मेरी ख्वाहिशें हजारों है.. लेकिन जरुरत सिर्फ तुम.
If nothing in life is free, why do they make samples!
Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.
तेरे चेहरे में मेरा नूर होगा … फिर तूँ ना कभी मुझसे दूर होगा सोच क्या ख़ुशी मिलेगी जान उस पल …. जिस पल तेरी माँग में मेरे नाम का सिंधूर होगा।
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
The more one judges, the less one loves.