अपने दुश्मनों के सामने खड़े होने के लिए बहुत साहस चाहिए होता है, लेकिन दोस्तों के सामने खड़े होने के लिए कहीं अधिक साहस चाहिए होता है.
All married women are not wives.
The only bad thing about drinking and driving is the trees defend themselves really well.
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
"यूँ सिमट गया मेरा प्यार चंद अल्फाज़ो में ! जब उसने कहा मोहब्बत तो है पर तुमसे नहीं !!"
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are “Salary is Credited”. :
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
If you think you are too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
ऐ दिल जरा धीरे से धडकना कहीं चोट ना लग जाये उसे जो इस दिल में रहता है
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
जिन्दगी की बस इतनी है दुआ.., जब भी आँखें खोलूँ मौजूद हो तू हर जगह!!!
Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.
Most popular things to do in an emergency… 60% Update Facebook Status 15% Record a Video, then upload it on YouTube 15% Update Twitter Status 10% Call Emergency Services
The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.
"वो एक ख़त जो उसने कभी लिखा ही नहीं ! मैं हर रोज़ उसका जवाब तलाश करता हूँ !!"
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
ऐसे ना देखो हमें जाम उतर जाएगा, मोहब्बत का असर है दीवाना बहक जाएगा!
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story.
Friends are our chosen family.
Submitted by: Bonface stom on April 23, 2010
I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
चंद लम्हों की मुलाकात# से क्या होगा दिल तो करता है तुझे पास ही बिठाये रखूँ.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think! The only advantage of exercising is that you die healthy. There’s only one thing common in all human beings:they’re all different!
Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.