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I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time, I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Valentine’s Day Money- Saving Tip: Break Up on Feb 13th, Get back together on the 15th.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
तेरे सामने Shareef होने का दिखावा करता हुँ पगली, वरना आकर पुछ मेरे Yaaro से, कमिनेपन मे Branded हरामी हूँ.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
I study high. I take the test high. Therefore, I should get high scores
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
I used to have a friend but the rope broke and he got away.
Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.
Friendship is the key to everything
तुम्हारा तो गुस्सा भी इतना प्यारा हे के… दिल करता हे दिन भर तुम्हे तंग करता रहु….
मित्रता करने में धीमे रहिये, पर जब कर लीजिये तो उसे मजबूती से निभाइए और उसपर स्थिर रहिये.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.
Love is so short, forgetting is so long.
Your future depend on your what you dream, so go to sleep.
From great power comes a great electricity bill.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Some people are wise, some are otherwise.
Love in its essence is spiritual fire.
किसी ने मुझ से कहा बहुत खुबसूरत लिखते हो यार,मैंने कहा … खुबसूरत मैं नहीं वो है जिसके लिए हम लिखा करते है
"मुझसे बिछड़ के ख़ुश रहते हो ! लगया है मेरी तरह तुम भी झूठे हो !!"
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.