Cool story bro. Needs a dinosaur.

She: “All my friends are telling me I married an idiot!” He: “What they mean is, only an idiot would’ve married you!”

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

I hope I didn’t brain my damage.

All Husbands are like Bluetooth. Always connected to wife when she is around. But The moment wife is Away, They automatically start searching new devices.

यदि मंज़िल न मिले तो रास्ते बदलो ! क्योंकि वृक्ष अपनी पत्तियाँ बदलते हैं जड़े नहीं !!"

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

अकेले रौशनी में चलने की बजाय मैं अँधेरे में एक दोस्त के साथ चलना पसंद करुँगी.

You say ear wax, I say melting brain.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

I’m proud of myself I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and the box said 2-4 years!

I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.

Everything is legal. Until you get caught.

"इंतेज़ार करने वालो को सिर्फ उतना मिलता है ! जितना कोशिश करने वाले छोड़ देते है !!"

Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses… Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.

"वो किताबों में लिखा नहीं था ! जो सबक़ ज़िन्दगी ने सिखाया मुझे !!"

दोस्त बनाने का सबसे अच्छा समय होता है उनकी ज़रुरत पड़ने से पहले.

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

लोग मुझसे 🤗 अक्सर पूछते है. तू गम में भी इतना खुश कैसे है… मैं बोलता हूँ मेरा हाथ पकड़ने के लिए मेरी 👩‍🏭 बहन जो खड़ी है!!!

“Fancy that, Bob, I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn’t speak to me for a month!” “Really?! What got her so upset?” “Nothing, that was part of the deal.”

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

The early bird gets the word. The worm gets his head chewed off by a sharp beak with serrated edges.

We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.

I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.:)

Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I’m still going back outside tomorrow.

I preach the rule; that doesn’t mean I follow them

The more one judges, the less one loves.

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.