Funny Quotes

"जो अपने क़दमों की काबिलियत पर विश्वास रखते हैं वही लोग अक्सर मंज़िल पर पहुंचते हैं !!"

If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips!

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher. But behind a failed student….. A beautiful teacher !!!

I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.:)

👷‍♀️बहन हँसी और खुशी बाटती है और आँसू 😢 पोंछती है।

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

अगर कोई शख्स आपको सुबह उठते ही और सोने से पहले याद करता है तो यकीनन आप उसके लिये “बहुत खास” हो

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them they die.

The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.

"क़ाश तुम मेरे होते ! क़ाश ये अल्फाज़ तेरे होते !!"

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.

There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.

ऐसे लोगों का ग्रुप खोजिये जो आपको चैलेंज करे और आपको इंस्पायर करे; उनके साथ ढेर सारा वक़्त बिताइए, और ये आपकी ज़िन्दगी बदल देगा.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

"जिनके दिल पर चोट लगती है ! वो अक्सर आँखों से नहीं दिल से रोते हैं !!"

You know what I like most about people? Pets.

Every time I meet the girl of my dreams someone wakes me up.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.

Real Astronomers are in our family, 1st Mother who showed the moon in childhood. 2nd papa - who used to show the whole universe in just 1 slap. Third wife - who shows stars during the day. This NASA is just confusion.

My brother has the best sister in the world.

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!

सच्ची फ्रेंडशिप तब होती है जब दो लोगों के बीच की चुप्पी कम्फर्टबल हो.

तेरे साथ भी तेरा था, तेरे बिन भी तेरा ही हूँ।

Business is stealing other people’s money legally.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।