I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

मित्रता और पैसा: तेल और पानी.

Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.

घर वाले कहते है कि मैं बहोत मासूम हूँ, पर उन्हें कौन समझाये कि “गंगाधर” ही “शक्तिमान” है

Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.

ऐसे दोस्त मत बनाओ जिनके साथ रहना आसान हो. ऐसे दोस्त बनाओ जो तुम्हे ऊपर उठने के लिए फ़ोर्स करें.

When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness in your life.

हर किसी में तुझे पाने की कोशिश की ! बस एक तुझे न पाने के बाद !!

You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.

आदमी बड़ा हो या छोटा कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता ! उसकी कहानी बड़ी होनी चाहिए !!"

We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.

तू किसी और के Naseeb मे है या बनेगी Naseeb मेरा, मुझको तो बस sirf इतना पता है, मै हूँ Hero तेरा

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.

This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D

मेरी ज़िन्दगी में खुशियाँ तेरे बहाने से हैं, आधी तुझे सताने से हैं… आधी तुझे मनाने से हैं।

चाहे कितनी भी बातें कर लो.. Chatting से, पर दिल की तलब पूरी होती हैं, जब तुम्हें देखूँ आँखो के सामने.#

Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don’t be born so soon.

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.

अगर आप पता लगाना चाहते हैं कि सच्चा दोस्त कौन है, गड़बड़ कर दीजिये और मुसीबत के दौर से गुजरिये….फिर देखिये कौन आपके साथ टिका रहता है.

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Just go up to somebody on the street and say, “You’re it!” and just run away.

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.