मेरी एक ही जान है और वो भी बहुत ज्यादा शैतान है!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

I currently live in the 9021 broke.

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Welcome to the dark side. What? Surprised? We lied about the cookies.

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

ना जाने क्यों तुझे देखने के बाद भी. तुझे ही देखने की चाहत रहती है!!!!

अच्छा लगता है तेरा नाम मेरे नाम के साथ जैसे कोई सुभा जुडी हो किसी हसीन शाम के साथ!

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.

मेरी ख्वाहिशें हजारों है.. लेकिन जरुरत सिर्फ तुम.

दोस्ती का फायदा ये है कि आप बकवास कर सकते हैं, और उस बकवास को सम्मान दिला सकते हैं.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

There is only one machine in the casino that will give you money. ATM.

. "मोहब्बत सच्ची हो तो लौट कर ज़रूर आती है ! खैर छोड़ो सब कहने की बाते हैं !!"

हमें शादी का कोई शौक नहीं है; कसम से, ये तो आने वाले बच्चों की ज़िद है की मम्मी चाहिए.

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!

अगर ज़िन्दगी में कुछ पाना है तो ! अपने तरीक़े बदलो इरादे नहीं !!

Business is stealing other people’s money legally.

Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.

I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck!

"तरस गए हैं हम तेरे मुँह से कुछ सुनने को ! प्यार की बात न सही कोई शिकायत ही कर दें !!"

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.” “And that helps?” “Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”