केवल एक सच्चा दोस्त ही पूरी तरह ईमानदार होगा.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I’m still going back outside tomorrow.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.
अगर मुझे अपनी ज़िन्दगी दोबारा जीने का #मौका मिले तो इस बार तेरा नाम पहले अपने हाथो की लकीरो में लिखवा कर आऊंगा
If others can do it… ..let them do it…
पुराने दोस्त होने का एक फायदा ये है कि आप उनके साथ मूर्खतापूर्ण होना वहन कर सकते हैं.
Today is the National animal’s day, so please take a minute and remember your ex!
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
अंततः सभी संबंधों का जोड़े रखने वाली, चाहे शादी हो या दोस्ती, बातचीत होती है.
कैसी🤔 मनहूस ❌द्यड़ी🕒 थी। जब उससे🙆🏻 Aankhen👀 लड़ी थी ।Dil 😍😘❤मेरा 💁🏻♂डोल🙈 गया था WO😇 एेसी sOni😘 KuDi👰🏻 थी।
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
"किस्मत मौका देती है ! लेकिन मेहनत सबको चौंका देती है !!"
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
"भले ही आप कपड़े पहनने में लापरवाह रहिये ! मगर अपनी आत्मा को दुरुस्त रखिये !!"
"ज़िन्दगी एक खेल है ! ये आपको तय करना है आपको खेल बनना है या खिलाड़ी !!"
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
अकेले ही गुज़रती है ज़िन्दगी ! लोग तसल्लियाँ तो देते है पर साथ नहीं !!
All Husbands are like Bluetooth. Always connected to wife when she is around. But The moment wife is Away, They automatically start searching new devices.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back, and let the wold wonder how you did it.
Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?
आदमी बड़ा हो या छोटा कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता ! उसकी कहानी बड़ी होनी चाहिए !!"