When I try and make ends meet, someone comes along and move the ends.

अकेले रौशनी में चलने की बजाय मैं अँधेरे में एक दोस्त के साथ चलना पसंद करुँगी.

During surgery: “A screwdriver?. This can’t be right.”

"व्यक्ति महान अपने कार्यों से होता है ! अपने जन्म से नहीं !!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Are you free this weekend?… No, I’ll be expensive.

Two Army Men were talking: Army Man 1: Why did you join the army? Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army? Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

एक दिन हम आपसे इतने दूर हो जायेंगे, के आसमान के इन तारो 🌌 में कही खो जायेंगे, आज मेरी परवाह नहीं आपको, पर देखना एक दिन हद से ज्यादा, हम आपको 😌 यादआएंगे!!

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

Women’s weapon, water- drops.

So many men and yet so few brains.

My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.

"जिनके दिल पर चोट लगती है ! वो अक्सर आँखों से नहीं दिल से रोते हैं !!"

I would agree with you if you were right

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.

एक अकेला गुलाब मेरा बगीचा हो सकता है…एक अकेला दोस्त मेरी दुनिया.

If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound like an idiot.

तजुर्बा एक बार का ही इबरत के लिए काफ़ी था ! मैंने देखा नहीं इश्क़ दुबारा करके !!"

Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard

Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses… Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.