एक बार उसके रोने पर उसके ‪होंठो‬ को क्या ‪चुमलिया‬, अब तो ‪पगली‬ हर रोज ‪रोने‬ का ‪बहाना‬ करती है.

कभी तुम नाराज हूए तो हम झुक जाएंगे कभी हम नाराज हो तो आप गले लगा लेना

अकेले रौशनी में चलने की बजाय मैं अँधेरे में एक दोस्त के साथ चलना पसंद करुँगी.

"मेहनत इतनी ख़ामोशी से करो ! कि सफलता शोर मचा दें !!"

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

To be honest…I’m a liar!:P

When God made me, he was showing off!!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is the key to everything

If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!!!

Our craziness made us best friends.

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You say ear wax, I say melting brain.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

Why call it a toothbrush, is it used for brushing a single tooth?

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Age and wisdom don’t necessarily go together… Some people just become stupid with more authority.

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted – stay up all night or eat ice- cream straight out of the container.

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.

ऐसे लोगों का ग्रुप खोजिये जो आपको चैलेंज करे और आपको इंस्पायर करे; उनके साथ ढेर सारा वक़्त बिताइए, और ये आपकी ज़िन्दगी बदल देगा.

Everything is legal. Until you get caught.

More or less, every husband is like a movie; Produced by Mother and Directed by Wife!

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

I hope I didn’t brain my damage.

"वो किताबों में लिखा नहीं था ! जो सबक़ ज़िन्दगी ने सिखाया मुझे !!"