I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
कहानी नहीं जिंदगी चाहिए.. तुझसा नहीं तू चाहिए!
"यही सोचकर सफाई नहीं दी हमने ! इल्ज़ाम भले ही झूठे हैं पर लगाए तो तुमने हैं !!"
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
"जीतने का असली मज़ा तो तब है ! जब सब आपके हारने का इंतज़ार कर रहे हो !!
Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.
When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
To be honest…I’m a liar!:P
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)
Growing up, I had a very normal relationship with my brother and sister. But, over time, they became my best friends, and now I hang out with them all the time. I’m very close with them.
My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship
मेरी ख़ामोशी हज़ार आवाज़े लगाती है ! पर अफ़सोस वो तुम सुन नहीं सकतें !!"
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
मोहब्बत का शौक यहां किसे था. तुम पास आते गए और मोहब्बत होती गई.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
I’m not laughing because you’re my brother, I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it.
Submitted by: Bonface stom on April 23, 2010
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
लोग अकेले हैं क्योंकि वे पुल के बजाय दीवारों का निर्माण करते हैं।
Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.
Never give loan to your friends, Otherwise you will lose both.
दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं।
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
ऐसी है मौजूदगी मेरे दिल के अंदर तेरी मैं जहाँ कहीं भी जाऊं तुम मेरे साथ रहते हो