If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.

"कौन समझ पाया आज तक हमें ! हम अपने हादसों के अकेले गवाह हैं !!"

Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not read the first sentence again.

"आँसुओ का कोई वज़न नहीं होता ! लेकिन निकल जाने पर मन हल्का हो जाता है !!

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? Milkshake

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

अपने दुश्मनों के सामने खड़े होने के लिए बहुत साहस चाहिए होता है, लेकिन दोस्तों के सामने खड़े होने के लिए कहीं अधिक साहस चाहिए होता है.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

अच्छा लगता है जब कोइ छिपकली और कॉकरोच से डरने वाली आपके लिए पूरी दुनिया से लड़ जाए..😍 😍

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.

School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.

इन आँखों को जब तेरा दीदार हो जाता है दिन कोई भी हो मेरा त्यौहार हो जाता है.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Is your refrigerator running? Well if so you better go catch it.

दोस्तो, इज्जत किया करो हमारी, वरना Girl Friend पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी

सुनो तुम यूँ हमसे खफा ना हुआ करो. पता है ना की हम कुछ भी नहीं तुम्हारे बिना

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

सुन पगली, तुम्हारी फ़िक्र हैं ‘शक’ नहीं, तुम्हें कोई और देखे ये किसी को हक़ नहीं,

You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name. I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.