Funny Quotes

If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.

"यही सोचकर सफाई नहीं दी हमने ! इल्ज़ाम भले ही झूठे हैं पर लगाए तो तुमने हैं !!"

If soap tasted good I would never get clean.

Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don’t be born so soon.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.


We've mastered the art of making mundane tasks fun, like turning grocery shopping into a scavenger hunt. Life's an adventure with him, even in aisle five. 🛒🤣

There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.

If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing? The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)

छोटी 👩‍🏭 बहन एक सबसे अच्छी दोस्त भी होती है… जिसके साथ आपने अपना बचपन बिताये होते है!!!

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

Marriage is about finding your person, the one who makes you feel complete, even if they sometimes leave their shoes in the middle of the floor. It's a beautiful, messy whole. 😂❤️

तुम्हें एहसास ही नही कितना इश्क़ है तुमसे बस रोज थोड़ा और तुमसे जुड़ते जाते हैं हम.

If facebook was a subject I’d get A+++

She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

व्यवसाय पर आधारित दोस्ती, दोस्ती पे आधारित व्यवसाय से बेहतर है.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

निगाह ए इश्क़ का अजीब ही शौक देखा तुम ही को देखा और बेपनाह देखा

क्या मैं अपने शत्रुओं को ख़त्म नहीं करता जब मैं उन्हें अपना मित्र बना लेता हूँ?

Marriage is like a really long sleepover with your best friend, except you also have to pay bills and occasionally argue about who left the toilet seat up. Still, best sleepover ever! 😴😂❤️

सपने और लक्ष्य में केवल एक ही अंतर है ! सपने के लिए बिना मेहनत की नींद चाहिए और लक्ष्य के लिए बिना नींद की मेहनत !!"

So many men and yet so few brains.

I’m so cool, ice cubes get jealous.

My husband thinks he's the head of the household, and I let him believe it. After all, someone has to hold the map while I decide where we're actually going. It's called teamwork, darling! 🗺️❤️😂

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!