मेरी 👩🏭 बहन ! तू मेरा 🌏 जहान है !
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship
"मूर्खो से तारीफ सुनने से बेहतर ! बुद्धिमान की डांट सुनना होता है !!
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
We may look old and wish to the outside world, but to each other, we are still in junior school.
एक अकेला गुलाब मेरा बगीचा हो सकता है…एक अकेला दोस्त मेरी दुनिया.
कोई भी लक्ष्य इंसान के संघर्ष से बड़ा नहीं ! हारा वही जो लड़ा नहीं !!"
People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.
मैं अब SAD नहीं रहता, क्योंकि, BAD लोगों को याद अब मैं नहीं करता…
I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.
I’m proud of myself I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and the box said 2-4 years!
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
चेहरे देख कर दिल ️लगाया ही नही कभी, हां मुस्कुराहटो पर तेरी कई बार जान लुटाई है हमने..!
Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
किसी ने मुझ से कहा बहुत खुबसूरत लिखते हो यार,मैंने कहा … खुबसूरत मैं नहीं वो है जिसके लिए हम लिखा करते है
"किस्मत मौका देती है ! लेकिन मेहनत सबको चौंका देती है !!"
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, damn you’re good.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
मित्रता और पैसा: तेल और पानी.
Being last isn’t always a bad thing. Just think of the first guinea pigs at a beauty academy!
Two Army Men were talking: Army Man 1: Why did you join the army? Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army? Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.