प्यार क्या होता हैं,हमें कहा पता था, बस Ek दिन तुम दिखे हमें और हम kho गये,

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If soap tasted good I would never get clean.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

अच्छा लगता है ... 😻 जब लोग आपके स्टेटस को कॉपी करने लग जाते हैं....😝

Curiosity killed the cat…luckily I’m not a cat.

सुनो ये बादल जब भी बरसता है, मन तुझसे ही मिलने को तरसता है.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

"समय हर समय को बदल देता है ! बस समय को थोड़ा समय चाहिए !!"

You're always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company

"कोई सिखादे मुझे भी अपने वादों से मुक़र जाना ! बहुत थक चुका हूँ निभाते-निभाते !!"

If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.

During surgery: “A screwdriver?. This can’t be right.”

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I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

सच्चे दोस्त हीरे की तरह होते हैं- चमकदार, सुंदर, मूल्यवान, और हमेशा फैशन में.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name. I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.

My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life

My idea of multi- tasking is using a knife and fork at the same time.

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”

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