You know what I like most about people? Pets.

एक दोस्त कोई ऐसा होता है जो आपके बीते हुए कल को समझता है, आपके आने वाले कल में यकीन रखता है और आपको उसी तरह अपनाता है जैसे आप हैं.

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = pregnancy

You say ear wax, I say melting brain.

यूँ तो मेरी रूह तलक को छु चुके हो तुम, फिर भी माथे को चूमना सुकून दे जाता हैं..!

नादान हैं वो लोग जो इश्क़ नहीं करते ! अरे ! जिगरा चाहिए बर्बाद होने के लिए !!"

There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesn’t pay. So, if you keep on reading, you’ll go broke. See what I’m sayin’ here?

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

दोस्ती का फायदा ये है कि आप बकवास कर सकते हैं, और उस बकवास को सम्मान दिला सकते हैं.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

अभी भी पुराने दोस्त जो अभी-अभी मिले हों उनके लिए कोई शब्द नहीं है.

Real Astronomers are in our family, 1st Mother who showed the moon in childhood. 2nd papa - who used to show the whole universe in just 1 slap. Third wife - who shows stars during the day. This NASA is just confusion.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher. But behind a failed student….. A beautiful teacher !!!

सफलता आप तक नहीं आएगी ! बल्कि आपको स्वयं उस तक जाना होगा !!

Sisters and brothers just happen, we don’t get to choose them, but they become one of our most cherished relationships.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

"तुम अपने ज़ुल्म की इन्तेहा करदो ! क्या पता फिर कोई हमसे बेज़ुबाँ मिले न मिले !!"

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

जो सबका मित्र होता है वो किसी का मित्र नहीं होता है.

♡♤जो दिल के ख़ास होते हैं… वो हर लम्हा आस पास होते हैं.♡♤

The correct phobic term for the fear of long words? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (!)