I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Duck tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and keeps the universe together.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.

ऐसी है मौजूदगी मेरे दिल के अंदर तेरी मैं जहाँ कहीं भी जाऊं तुम मेरे साथ रहते हो

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

अब से KIDNEY दे दुँगा पर DIL नहीं !

सुनो ये बादल जब भी बरसता है, मन तुझसे ही मिलने को तरसता है.

हमने तो तेरे इश्क़ में रो रो कर दरिया बहा दिए, तू इतना बेवफा निकला कि हम उस दरिया में नहा लिए।

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

Don’t beware of dogs, beware of the owner.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

"सफलता का मुख्य आधार ! सकारात्मक सोच और निरंतर प्रयास है !!

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I’m not laughing because you’re my brother, I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it.

Growing up, I had a very normal relationship with my brother and sister. But, over time, they became my best friends, and now I hang out with them all the time. I’m very close with them.

If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

लोग अकेले हैं क्योंकि वे पुल के बजाय दीवारों का निर्माण करते हैं।

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.

लोग मुझसे 🤗 अक्सर पूछते है. तू गम में भी इतना खुश कैसे है… मैं बोलता हूँ मेरा हाथ पकड़ने के लिए मेरी 👩‍🏭 बहन जो खड़ी है!!!

"तेरे बाद न आएगी इस ज़िन्दगी अब कोई और ! एक मौत है जिसकी हम क़सम नहीं दें सकतें !!"

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy the fruit you like.

दर्द कम नहीं हुआ है मेरा ! बस सहने की आदत हो गयी है !!"

औकात‬ की ‎बात‬ क्या करती है ‪तू‬ ‎पगली‬ हम‬ वो है जो, जिसके‬ साथ ‎एक‬ बार ‎Dance‬ कर ले ना‬ उसकी भी ‪Demand‬ ‪बढ़‬ जाती है.

I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

"कमज़ोर तब रूकते है, जब वे थक जाते हैं ! और विजेता तब रूकते जब वे जीत जाते हैं