I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not read the first sentence again.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

Some people are wise, some are otherwise.

Cool story bro. Needs a dinosaur.

People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

True skill comes without effort.

Cheers to my Haters, There is so much more to come!!!

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

बहुत दिनों बाद तेरी महफ़िल में कदम रखा है , मगर नजरो से सलामी देने का तेरा अंदाज़ नही बदला

"अगर आपको हारने से डर लगता है तो ! जीतने की इच्छा कभी मत करना !!"

"जो अपने क़दमों की काबिलियत पर विश्वास रखते हैं वही लोग अक्सर मंज़िल पर पहुंचते हैं !!"

Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!

"अगर आप में कुछ करने की इच्छा हो तो ! इस दुनिया में असंभव कुछ भी नहीं !!"

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

I’m so cool, ice cubes get jealous.

I study high. I take the test high. Therefore, I should get high scores

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.

अगर कुछ करना है तो भीड़ से हटकर चलो ! भीड़ साहस तो देती है पर पहचान छीन लेती है !!"

Never give loan to your friends, Otherwise you will lose both.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Vegetarian don’t kill the animals for eating; they eat the animals’ food.

When my boss said “You’ve been late for the 5th time!” I thought to myself, “Yay! It’s Friday!”

Honey, do you think I gained weight? - No, I think the living room got smaller.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

तुम मेरे लिए उतनी IMPORTANT हो जैसे INDIA के लिए कश्मीर

अच्छा लगता है तेरा नाम मेरे नाम के साथ जैसे कोई सुभा जुडी हो किसी हसीन शाम के साथ!

If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think! The only advantage of exercising is that you die healthy. There’s only one thing common in all human beings:they’re all different!

I preach the rule; that doesn’t mean I follow them