Funny Quotes

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.

During surgery: “Alright everyone, let’s dig in.”

"जल्दी सो जाया करो दोस्तों ! यूँ रातभर जागने से मोहब्बत लौट कर नहीं आती !!"

I don’t want to look at the bright side. It’ll hurt my eye.

Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!

अगर कोई शख्स आपको सुबह उठते ही और सोने से पहले याद करता है तो यकीनन आप उसके लिये “बहुत खास” हो

दोस्त बनने की इच्छा रखना जल्दी का काम है, लेकिन दोस्ती धीमे-धीमे पकने वाला फल है.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

👷‍♀️बहन हँसी और खुशी बाटती है और आँसू 😢 पोंछती है।

I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

My husband and I had very happy twenty years. After that we met.

सचमुच महान दोस्त खोजना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन है.

Couldn’t remember your appointment then you find out it was with your memory doctor. Here’s your sign.

We've mastered the art of making mundane tasks fun, like turning grocery shopping into a scavenger hunt. Life's an adventure with him, even in aisle five. 🛒🤣

किसी को हरा देना बहुत ही आसान है ! लेकिन किसी को जीतना बहुत ही मुश्किल !!"

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Marriage is finding that one person who will still love you even after seeing you at your absolute worst... and then choosing to annoy you anyway. It's a beautiful cycle. 😂❤️

User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

जब आप लोगों से परफेक्ट होने की उम्मीद छोड़ देते हैं तब आप उन्हें उसके लिए पसंद कर सकते हैं जो वे हैं.

A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.

मेरी एक ही जान है और वो भी बहुत ज्यादा शैतान है!

Life with him is an adventure, even if that adventure is just deciding what to watch on Netflix. We might debate for an hour, but we always end up cuddling. Best co-pilot ever! 🍿💑

"इससे पहले की सपने सच हो ! आपको सपने देखने होंगे !!"

"उम्मीद से बढ़कर निकली तुम तो ! मैंने तो सोचा था दिल ही तोड़ोगी तुमने तो मुझे ही तोड़ दिया !!"