He said: A girlfriend is like coffee. You throw her if it’s no longer hot. She said: A boyfriend is like liquor. You throw up if you can no longer take it.

मैं इतनी कामयाबी हासिल करूँगा की, तुझे माफी माँगने के लिए भी लाईन में खड़ा होना पड़ेगा”

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

वो मित्र जिन्हें अप सुबह चार बजे फोन कर सकते हैं वास्तव में मायने रखते हैं.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

I love sweet people, they taste good.

It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.

You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.

तेरे साथ भी तेरा था, तेरे बिन भी तेरा ही हूँ।

I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are “Salary is Credited”. :

Follow your dreams…except for that one where you’re naked at work.

प्यार तो बस दो लफ़्ज़ों की कहानी हैं, हम और तुम रहे साथ..बस यही तो जिंदागनी हैं,❤️

Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

बागों के सारे फूल गिर जातें है जब तू आती है, अंधी है क्या देख कर चला कर गमलो से क्यों टकराती है।

Why call it a toothbrush, is it used for brushing a single tooth?

I’m a pretty clever guy. For example, my username and password are always the same, just in case I forget either.

Everything is legal. Until you get caught.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

अच्छा लगता है ... 😻 जब लोग आपके स्टेटस को कॉपी करने लग जाते हैं....😝

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.