Happiness is having crazy friends.

I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.:)

उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़े ! लेकिन उतना ही जहां से ज़मीन साफ दिखाई दें !!"

Even though we grew up and went in separate directions, I want you to know I’ll always take your side no matter what.

Couldn’t remember your appointment then you find out it was with your memory doctor. Here’s your sign.

I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.

"डर बिना उम्मीद के नहीं हो सकता ! और उम्मीद बिना डर के !!

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

कोई भी लक्ष्य इंसान के संघर्ष से बड़ा नहीं ! हारा वही जो लड़ा नहीं !!"

Maybe life should stop giving lemons… It just gives people ideas on what to do with it.

Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it. Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.

"बहुत कुछ बदला है मैंने अपने आप में ! लेकिन तुझे याद करने की वो आदत आज भी बाक़ी है !!"

Our craziness made us best friends.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

Nobody likes change, except a wet baby.

ना ज़मीन चाहिये ना जायदाद” मुझे तो बस तेरी ज़िंदगी_का हर पल चाहिये, वो भी_ अभी के अभी..

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey

सबसे अच्छा आइना एक पुराना दोस्त होता है.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.