I don’t understand why funeral has the word “Fun” in it.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

"इंतजार करना बंद करो ! क्योंकि सही समय कभी नहीं आता !!

To be honest…I’m a liar!:P

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

कोशिश हमेशा आखरी सांस तक करनी चाहिए ! या तो लक्ष्य हासिल होगा या अनुभव !!"

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

My brother has the best sister in the world.

Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.

एक बार उसके रोने पर उसके ‪होंठो‬ को क्या ‪चुमलिया‬, अब तो ‪पगली‬ हर रोज ‪रोने‬ का ‪बहाना‬ करती है.

I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house ;- )

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

नफरत के बाज़ार में जीने का अलग ही मज़ा है , लोग रुलाना नहीं छोड़ते हम हसना नहीं छोड़ते।

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

अंत में हम अपने दुश्मनों की कही बातें नहीं बल्कि दोस्तों का मौन याद रखेंगे.

ना चाहा था कभी कुछ, तुम्हें चाहने से पहले , तुम मिल जो गए, खवाइशें पूरी हो गई….

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…

Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

मित्रता दो शरीरों में रहने वाली एक आत्मा है.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

"रिश्तें उन्ही से बनाओ ! जो निभाने की औकात रखते हों !!"

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

तेरी धड़कन ही ज़िंदगी 🌹का किस्सा है मेरा, तू ज़िंदगी का एक अहम् हिस्सा है मेरा, मेरी मोहब्बत 💖 तुझसे, सिर्फ़ लफ्जों की नहीं है, तेरी रूह से रूह तक का रिश्ता है मेरा।

More or less, every husband is like a movie; Produced by Mother and Directed by Wife!