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Life is too short to remove the USB device safely.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
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It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.
"बहुत कुछ बदला है मैंने अपने आप में ! लेकिन तुझे याद करने की वो आदत आज भी बाक़ी है !!"
"मुझसे बिछड़ के ख़ुश रहते हो ! लगया है मेरी तरह तुम भी झूठे हो !!"
दोस्त बनने की इच्छा रखना जल्दी का काम है, लेकिन दोस्ती धीमे-धीमे पकने वाला फल है.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted – stay up all night or eat ice- cream straight out of the container.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
नशा था उनके प्यार का , जिसमें हम खो गए , उन्हें भी पता नहीं चला कि कब हम उनके हो गए।
I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
“Brothers are playmates in the beginning and best friends for life.
सबसे अच्छा आइना एक पुराना दोस्त होता है.
यूँ तो मेरी रूह तलक को छु चुके हो तुम, फिर भी माथे को चूमना सुकून दे जाता हैं..!
दोस्ती कुछ ऐसा नहीं है जो आप स्कूल में सीख सकते हैं. लेकिन यदि आपने दोस्ती का मतलब नहीं सीखा है तो वास्तविकता में आपने कुछ भी नहीं सीखा.
I only drink alchohol on days that end in y…
If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
मेरी मोहब्बत की हद ना तय कर पाओगे तुम, तुम्हें साँसों से भी ज्यादा मोहब्बत करते है हम.❤️
मित्रता की भाषा शब्द नहीं अर्थ है.
Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
मजा चख लेने दो उसे गेरो की मोहबत का भी,इतनी चाहत के बाद जो मेरा न हुआ वो ओरो का क्या होगा।
Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it. Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.