Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

मुहब्बत साथ हो जरूरी नहीं.. पर मुहब्बत जिन्दगी भर हो ये बहुत जरूरी है…

मेरी प्यारी 👩‍🏭 बहना तेरे हर 😣 गम को अपना बनाऊंगा, ख़ुद रो कर भी तुझको हसाऊंगा।

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

Brothers are just born to bother sisters.

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

माना मौसम भी बदलते हैं मगर धीरे-धीरे ! तेरे बदलने की रफ़्तार से तो हवाएं भी हैरान हैं !!

I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound like an idiot.

I talk to myself cos I prefer talking to a better class of people.;- )

बाद में कभी मेरे वैसे दोस्त नहीं बने जैसे तब थे जब मैं 12 साल का था.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Pulling a door that clearly said “Push”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Brothers and sisters separated by distance joined by love.

I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

जो सबका मित्र होता है वो किसी का मित्र नहीं होता है.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Women’s fault are many. Guys only have two; everything they say and everything they do.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat

I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.