Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?

Today, when I stepped outside, I got shit on by a bird. But I’m still going back outside tomorrow.

I’m not lying, I just forgot the truth.

तुम्हें एहसास ही नही कितना इश्क़ है तुमसे बस रोज थोड़ा और तुमसे जुड़ते जाते हैं हम.

इतनी बदसलूकी न कर ए ज़िन्दगी ! हम कौन सा यहाँ बार बार आने वाले हैं !!"

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

हमने तो तेरे इश्क़ में रो रो कर दरिया बहा दिए, तू इतना बेवफा निकला कि हम उस दरिया में नहा लिए।

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

"वो एक ख़त जो उसने कभी लिखा ही नहीं ! मैं हर रोज़ उसका जवाब तलाश करता हूँ !!"

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

Everything is legal. Until you get caught.

मोहब्बत का शौक यहां किसे था. तुम पास आते गए और मोहब्बत होती गई.

‪पगली‬ तेरी पसंद ही इतनी ‪सड़ी‬ है, तभी तो हमारे‬ साथ नही ‪खड़ी‬ है

The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.

काश तुम कभी ज़ोर से गले लगा कर कहो डरते क्यों हो ☺पागल तुम्हारी ही तो हूँ.

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

दोस्तो, इज्जत किया करो हमारी, वरना Girl Friend पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी

ये दोस्तों की मदद नहीं है जो हमारी इतनी मदद करती है, जितना कि उनकी मदद मिलने का यकीन होना.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

"इंतजार करना बंद करो ! क्योंकि सही समय कभी नहीं आता !!

मुझे बना के वो ‪‎खुदा‬ भी सोच मे पड गया के, इस पगले‬ के लिए ‎पगली‬ कैसी बनाऊ

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.