Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

वो मित्र जिन्हें अप सुबह चार बजे फोन कर सकते हैं वास्तव में मायने रखते हैं.

क्या मैं अपने शत्रुओं को ख़त्म नहीं करता जब मैं उन्हें अपना मित्र बना लेता हूँ?

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted – stay up all night or eat ice- cream straight out of the container.

Dear Yahoo, You never hear anybody say “Lets Yahoo it”, just saying. Sincerely, Google.

My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life

If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.

If someone asks, why is it so hot in here? Say, Okay I’ll get out if you want.

Are you free this weekend?… No, I’ll be expensive.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.

ना चाहा था कभी कुछ, तुम्हें चाहने से पहले , तुम मिल जो गए, खवाइशें पूरी हो गई….

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

The only way to look slim is to hang out with fat people.

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

तेरी धड़कन ही ज़िंदगी 🌹का किस्सा है मेरा, तू ज़िंदगी का एक अहम् हिस्सा है मेरा, मेरी मोहब्बत 💖 तुझसे, सिर्फ़ लफ्जों की नहीं है, तेरी रूह से रूह तक का रिश्ता है मेरा।

Brothers are just born to bother sisters.

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

मजा चख लेने दो उसे गेरो की मोहबत का भी,इतनी चाहत के बाद जो मेरा न हुआ वो ओरो का क्या होगा।

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

कोई भी लक्ष्य इंसान के संघर्ष से बड़ा नहीं ! हारा वही जो लड़ा नहीं !!"

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

The greatest gift our parents gave us was each other.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

एक प्यारी दोस्ती आत्मा को तरोताज़ा कर देती है.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.