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Suno…. नन्हा सा दिल ❣️भले ही हो ….. पर उसमें जगह बहुत है तुम्हारे लिए !! ~•£”Love you Forever”£~•❤️
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
If someone says that you drawing looks ugly, say I didn’t mean to draw you.
"यह ज़रूरी नहीं कि आपकी उम्र क्या है ! ज़रूरी यह है कि आप किस उम्र की सोच रखते हो !!"
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
ये प्यार की कमी नहीं, बल्कि दोस्ती की कमी है जो शादियों को दुखदायी बनाती है.
हाँ शिकायतें बहुत है तुमसे पर…. याद रखना प्यार भी तुम्हीं से है !
हमें शादी का कोई शौक नहीं है; कसम से, ये तो आने वाले बच्चों की ज़िद है की मम्मी चाहिए.
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
"मुहब्बत में झुकना कोई अजीब बात नहीं, चमकता सूरज भी तो ढल जाता है चाँद के लिए।
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
I currently live in the 9021 broke.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
Being last isn’t always a bad thing. Just think of the first guinea pigs at a beauty academy!
Boys fall for me- Because I trip them.
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
Killer Attitude” Teacher : why are you late? – – – – – – Student : Does it really matter? You still get paid !! =P
A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.
एक छोरी मुझसे बोली.. एक तो तू #Smart_Handsome होके भी #Single क्यू हैंमेंने भी बोल दिया संस्कार पगली
सचमुच महान दोस्त खोजना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन है.
If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
नाम तेरा ऐसे लिख चुके है अपने वजूद पर, कि तेरे नाम का भी कोई मिल जाए…तो भी दिल धड़क जाता है..
All the best people are crazy.
We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.
People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule
Two Army Men were talking: Army Man 1: Why did you join the army? Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army? Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!
क्या मैं अपने शत्रुओं को ख़त्म नहीं करता जब मैं उन्हें अपना मित्र बना लेता हूँ?