Work: My boss is making his office bigger. His ego doesn’t fit.

सच्ची फ्रेंडशिप तब होती है जब दो लोगों के बीच की चुप्पी कम्फर्टबल हो.

I don’t have a short temper. But I have a quick reaction to wrong action.

माना मौसम भी बदलते हैं मगर धीरे-धीरे ! तेरे बदलने की रफ़्तार से तो हवाएं भी हैरान हैं !!

I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.

Being last isn’t always a bad thing. Just think of the first guinea pigs at a beauty academy!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The only bad thing about drinking and driving is the trees defend themselves really well.

आदमी कितना भी माउंटेन Dew पी ले पर जब डर लगता है ... तो #हनुमान_चालीसा ही याद आती है. .#जय_बजरंगबली

I’m proud of myself I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and the box said 2-4 years!

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Got back from grocery store. Reading the ingredients I noticed: The lemonade was made with artificial flavoring. But the dish soap was made with real lemons.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If there’s a Hell on Earth, it’s high school.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

"जो अपने क़दमों की काबिलियत पर विश्वास रखते हैं वही लोग अक्सर मंज़िल पर पहुंचते हैं !!"

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

मजा चख लेने दो उसे गेरो की मोहबत का भी,इतनी चाहत के बाद जो मेरा न हुआ वो ओरो का क्या होगा।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

"सफलता पहले से की गयी तैयारी पर निर्भर है ! और बिना ऐसी तैयारी के असफलता निश्चित है !!

जिस्म से नहीं, रूँह❤ से तुम्हे चाहते है, मौत तो मुक्कमल है, एक☝ दिन आनी है, पर कुछ पल तेरे साथ जीना चाहते है.

"न जाने किस दरबार का चिराग़ हूँ मैं ! जिसका दिल करता है जलाकर छोड़ देता है !!"

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents.

एक सच्चा दोस्त कभी आपके रास्ते में नहीं आता जब तक कि आप गलत रास्ते पे ना जा रहे हों.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.