"असंभव शब्द का प्रयोग केवल कायर ही करते हैं ! बहादुर और बुद्धिमान व्यक्ति अपना मार्ग स्वयं बनाते हैं !!

हमें शादी का कोई शौक नहीं है; कसम से, ये तो आने वाले बच्चों की ज़िद है की मम्मी चाहिए.

Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … But she has trouble being heard through all the fat.

अपनी पीठ से निकले खंजरों को जब गिना मैंने ! ठीक उतने ही निकले जितनो को गले लगाया था मैंने !!"

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.

कहा मिलेगा तुम्हे मुझ जैसा कोई; जो तुम्हारे सितम भी सहे; और तुमसे मोहब्बत भी करे!

There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.

"तेरे बाद हमने दिल का दरवाज़ा खोला ही नहीं ! वरना बहुत से चाँद आए इस घर को सजाने के लिए !!"

All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Husband sent an sms to wife: thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever i am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're great. She replied that sms: pee li na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao.. Daro mat..

"इससे पहले की सपने सच हो ! आपको सपने देखने होंगे !!"

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!

When God made me, he was showing off!!

जिनके दिल बहोत अच्छे होते हैं.. अकसर किस्मत उनकी ही खराब होती है।

80% of all people can’t do simple mathematics. Okay, but what about the 40% who can.

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.

नींद आने की दवाईयां हजार है… ना आने के लिए इश्क काफी है..

User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You know what I like most about people? Pets.

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son- of- a- b*tch.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I’m so cool, ice cubes get jealous.

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

यूँ तो मेरी रूह तलक को छु चुके हो तुम, फिर भी माथे को चूमना सुकून दे जाता हैं..!