"ज़िन्दगी में मंज़िले तो मिल ही जाती हैं ! लेकिन वो लोग नहीं मिलते जिन्हें दिल से चाहा हो !"'

I’m not lying, I just forgot the truth.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

कुछ लोग पुजारियों के पास जाते हैं. बाकी कुछ कविताओं के. मैं अपने दोस्तों के पास जाता हूँ.

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house ;- )

बहुत दिनों बाद तेरी महफ़िल में कदम रखा है , मगर नजरो से सलामी देने का तेरा अंदाज़ नही बदला

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat

तेरी मुस्कान से अज्जिज मेरे लिए कुछ भी नहीं, तेरी चाहत से ज्यादा और किसी की उम्मीद नहीं…!

पगली‬ मेरी फोटो को इतना Zoom करके ना देख, confuse हो जाएगी की फोटो like करू या save करू.

"न जाने किस दरबार का चिराग़ हूँ मैं ! जिसका दिल करता है जलाकर छोड़ देता है !!"

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you think you are too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!

तुमने जिंदगी का नाम तो सुना सुना ही होगा, मैंने पुकारा है तुम्हें अक्सर उस नाम से!

Apple wanted to make a iPod for kids. Apparently the name “iTouch kids” didn’t sit very well.\

घर वाले कहते है कि मैं बहोत मासूम हूँ, पर उन्हें कौन समझाये कि “गंगाधर” ही “शक्तिमान” है

सुनो जाना आज़ादी के दिन भी मुझे उम्र क़ैद तेरी मोहब्बत की करदो ना

I hate People who are taking drugs, Especially Police and Customs Officers

My idea of multi- tasking is using a knife and fork at the same time.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!!

I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.

The art of love is largely the art of persistence.

दोस्त पैदा होते हैं, बनाये नहीं जाते.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.