Funny Quotes

Duck tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and keeps the universe together.

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like “I love food”.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

🌏दुनिया की हर 🤗ख़ुशी तुझे दिलाने की कोशिश करूंगा मैं, अपने भाई होने का हर फ़र्ज़ निभाउंगा मैं!!!

"शिक्षा सबसे सशक्त हथियार है ! जिससे दुनिया को बदला जा सकता है !!

जिसके पास धैर्य है, वह जो चाहे पा सकता है ! ""जिस व्यक्ति ने कभी कोई गलती नहीं की !

दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं।

You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.

"अगर आप चाहते हैं कि कोई चीज़ अच्छे से हो ! तो उसे आप स्वयं कीजिये !!"

Two Army Men were talking: Army Man 1: Why did you join the army? Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army? Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

If someone asks, why is it so hot in here? Say, Okay I’ll get out if you want.

उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़े ! लेकिन उतना ही जहां से ज़मीन साफ दिखाई दें !!"

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

"नाज़ुक लगते थे जो लोग ! वास्ता पड़ा तो पत्थर के निकले !!"

Well if life does not give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck!

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?

I’ve got problem for your solution…

I don’t really care whether a glass is half empty or half full, all I know is that I want my glass filled!!

हाँ शिकायतें बहुत है तुमसे पर…. याद रखना प्यार भी तुम्हीं से है !

बहुत खूबसूरत है न मेरा ये वहम ! कि तुम जहां भी हो सिर्फ मेरे हो !!