There is only one machine in the casino that will give you money. ATM.

Curiosity killed the cat…luckily I’m not a cat.

Some guys will tell you they love you, and won’t even know your favorite color.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

कोई भी दोस्ती इत्तफाक नहीं है.

सुन पगली, तुम्हारी फ़िक्र हैं ‘शक’ नहीं, तुम्हें कोई और देखे ये किसी को हक़ नहीं,

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

So many men and yet so few brains.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

"जहां हमारा स्वार्थ समाप्त होता है ! वही से हमारी इंसानियत आरम्भ होती है !!

The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

"जिनके दिल पर चोट लगती है ! वो अक्सर आँखों से नहीं दिल से रोते हैं !!"

मैं अब SAD नहीं रहता, क्योंकि, BAD लोगों को याद अब मैं नहीं करता…

Love is a friendship set to music.

Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? - A trip to Thailand? - Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary? - Then I pick you up again.

I preach the rule; that doesn’t mean I follow them

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

👲भाई की नज़रो में अपनी 👩‍🏭बहन से ज़्यादा खुबसूरत कोई और लड़की नहीं होती !!

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

When I try and make ends meet, someone comes along and move the ends.

तेरे सामने ‪Shareef‬ होने का दिखावा करता हुँ पगली‬, वरना आकर पुछ मेरे ‪Yaaro‬ से, कमिनेपन मे ‎Branded‬ हरामी हूँ.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.