I hate People who are taking drugs, Especially Police and Customs Officers

मैं इतनी कामयाबी हासिल करूँगा की, तुझे माफी माँगने के लिए भी लाईन में खड़ा होना पड़ेगा”

घायल दिल के लिए दोस्त दवा हैं, और आशावादी आत्मा के लिए विटामिन्स.

मित्रता एकमात्र सीमेंट है जो कभी भी विश्व को जोड़े रख पायेगा.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I talk to myself cos I prefer talking to a better class of people.;- )

All Husbands are like Bluetooth. Always connected to wife when she is around. But The moment wife is Away, They automatically start searching new devices.

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

I read somewhere that when someone is about to quote a bogus fact or statistic that they preface it by saying, “I read somewhere”.

"ज़िंदा रहना है तो हालात से डरना कैसा ! जंग ज़ालिम से हो तो लश्कर नहीं देखा जाता !!

"भूलने वाली बातें याद हैं ! इसलिए ज़िन्दगी में विवाद है !!"

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

ज़रा सी वक़्त ने करवट क्या ली ! गैरों की लाइन में सबसे आगे अपनों को पाया हमने !!"

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

"काम ऐसा करो की नाम हो जाए ! या फिर नाम ऐसा करो कि सुनते ही काम हो जाए !!"

I don’t want to look at the bright side. It’ll hurt my eye.

जिसके पास धैर्य है, वह जो चाहे पा सकता है ! ""जिस व्यक्ति ने कभी कोई गलती नहीं की !

I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Suicide is a way of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit!!!!!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

"आप तब तक नहीं हार सकतें ! जब तक आप कोशिश करना नहीं छोड़ देते !!"