Funny Quotes

I read somewhere that when someone is about to quote a bogus fact or statistic that they preface it by saying, “I read somewhere”.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When someone says “Can I ask you a question?” they didn’t really give you a choice.

Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.

नींद आने की दवाईयां हजार है… ना आने के लिए इश्क काफी है..

माना मौसम भी बदलते हैं मगर धीरे-धीरे ! तेरे बदलने की रफ़्तार से तो हवाएं भी हैरान हैं !!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.

"मिट्टी का मटका और परिवार की क़ीमत ! सिर्फ बनाने वाले को ही पता होती है, तोड़ने वाले को नहीं !!"

Follow your dreams…except for that one where you’re naked at work.

I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.

“तीन ही उसूल हैं मेरी जिन्दगी के आवेदन, निवेदन और फिर ना माने तो दे दना दन !!

No one is as ugly as their driving license/identity card picture, nor as good- looking as their Facebook profile pic..!:D;)

If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing? The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)

इतना मत अकड पगली जितना तेरी अकेली का वज़न है, उतने रूपिए की Gold Flake तो रोज़ अपने दोस्तों को पिला दिया करते है.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

जिस्म से नहीं, रूँह❤ से तुम्हे चाहते है, मौत तो मुक्कमल है, एक☝ दिन आनी है, पर कुछ पल तेरे साथ जीना चाहते है.

The amount of people that confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़े ! लेकिन उतना ही जहां से ज़मीन साफ दिखाई दें !!"

"हो सकें तो अब कोई सौदा न करना ! पिछली दिल्लगी में सब कुछ हार चुका हूँ मैं !!"

All Husbands are like Bluetooth. Always connected to wife when she is around. But The moment wife is Away, They automatically start searching new devices.

मेरी चाहत मेरी राहत just “you” मेरा दिल❤ मेरी जान only fou “you”

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त किताबों की तरह होने चाहिए, थोड़े लेकिन चुनिन्दा.