Save the planet. It’s the only one with cute boys.

Pulling a door that clearly said “Push”

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

"मुझसे बिछड़ के ख़ुश रहते हो ! लगया है मेरी तरह तुम भी झूठे हो !!"

तू किसी और के Naseeb मे है या बनेगी Naseeb मेरा, मुझको तो बस sirf इतना पता है, मै हूँ Hero तेरा

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? Milkshake

अभी तक मौजूद हैं मेरे दिल पर तेरे क़दमों के निशाँ ! हमने तेरे बाद इस राह से किसी को गुज़रने नहीं दिया !!"

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy the fruit you like.

‎पगली‬ जिस जगहपर हम PHOTO SHOOT करते है ना, वो ‎जगह‬ हमार चाहनेवालो के लिए PICNIC SPOT बन जाती है

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

दोस्ती शीशे की तरह नाजुक होती है, एक बार टूटने पर जोड़ी जा सकती है लेकिन दरारे हेमशा मौजूद रहती हैं.

You know how they say, “Don’t try this at home”? I just go to my friend’s house and try it.

Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I read somewhere that when someone is about to quote a bogus fact or statistic that they preface it by saying, “I read somewhere”.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Dear Homework, I hate you so much.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

Life is Short – Talk Fast!

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

I’m proud of myself I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and the box said 2-4 years!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

"अगर आप चाहते हैं कि कोई चीज़ अच्छे से हो ! तो उसे आप स्वयं कीजिये !!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor?”