अपने दोस्त में मुझे मेरा दूसरा स्वयं दिखता है.

लोग अकेले हैं क्योंकि वे पुल के बजाय दीवारों का निर्माण करते हैं।

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Think if man evolved from monkeys then why do we still have monkeys?

Today is the National animal’s day, so please take a minute and remember your ex!

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

"सूखे पत्ते की तरह थे हम ! किसी ने समेटा भी तो सिर्फ जलाने के लिए !!"

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

"जहां कभी तुम हुआ करते थे ! वहां अब दर्द होता है !!"

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I’m not lying, I just forgot the truth.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

लोग हमेशा गलत इंसान से धोखा खाने के बाद ! अच्छे इंसान से बदला लेते हैं !!"

यदि आपके लिए अपने मित्र की आलोचना करना पीड़ादायक है- आप बिना डरे कर सकते हैं. लेकिन यदि आपको इसमें थोडा सा भी मजा आता है तो ये समय ज़ुबान पर लगाम देने का है.

If someone asks, why is it so hot in here? Say, Okay I’ll get out if you want.

Pagli जितनी सेमी तेरी ‪height‬ है ना उससे ज्यादा तो हमारी ‪Selfie‬ पे Like है

Why call it a toothbrush, is it used for brushing a single tooth?

We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.

I’m proud of myself I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and the box said 2-4 years!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I have great faith in fools; self- confidence my friends call it.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.