When someone says “Can I ask you a question?” they didn’t really give you a choice.

"बहुत कुछ बदला है मैंने अपने आप में ! लेकिन तुझे याद करने की वो आदत आज भी बाक़ी है !!"

कोई भी दोस्ती इत्तफाक नहीं है.

चाहे कितनी भी बातें कर लो.. Chatting से, पर दिल की तलब पूरी होती हैं, जब तुम्हें देखूँ आँखो के सामने.#

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.

तुमने जिंदगी का नाम तो सुना सुना ही होगा, मैंने पुकारा है तुम्हें अक्सर उस नाम से!

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.

तेरे बाद किसी को प्यार से ना देखा हमने. हमे इश्क का शौक है, आवारगी का नही ..

He said: A girlfriend is like coffee. You throw her if it’s no longer hot. She said: A boyfriend is like liquor. You throw up if you can no longer take it.

I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house ;- )

हमने तो चारो तरफ पढ़ाई का माहौल बनाया है, लेकिन फिर भी एग्जाम में अंडा ही आया है, हम तो यूँ ही चल देते हैं बिना मुंह धोये ही एग्जाम में, साले दोस्त कहते हैं ये तो बहुत पड़के आया है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

♡♤जो दिल के ख़ास होते हैं… वो हर लम्हा आस पास होते हैं.♡♤

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

"गिरने पर भी हर बार उठ जाना और ! दुबारा कोशिश करना ही असली जीत है !!

"भूलने वाली बातें याद हैं ! इसलिए ज़िन्दगी में विवाद है !!"

All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

Women are like Fruits... Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.” “And that helps?” “Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

धोखा देने के लिए शुक्रिया तेरा ! तुम न मिलती तो दुनिया की समझ न आती !!"

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”

"क्या फायदा है अब रोने से ! जो प्यार न समझा वो दर्द क्या समझेगा !!"

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.