Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!” “What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

एक प्यारी दोस्ती आत्मा को तरोताज़ा कर देती है.

If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.

If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

ऐसे ना देखो हमें जाम उतर जाएगा, मोहब्बत का असर है दीवाना बहक जाएगा!

"वो किताबों में लिखा नहीं था ! जो सबक़ ज़िन्दगी ने सिखाया मुझे !!"

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

हाँ शिकायतें बहुत है तुमसे पर…. याद रखना प्यार भी तुम्हीं से है !

Business is stealing other people’s money legally.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When my boss said “You’ve been late for the 5th time!” I thought to myself, “Yay! It’s Friday!”

"जितने वाले कुछ अलग चीज़े नहीं करते ! बस वो चीज़ो को अलग तरीके से करते हैं !!

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

During surgery: “Alright everyone, let’s dig in.”

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

. "जिनको अपने काम पर भरोसा होता है, वो नौकरी करते हैं ! जिनको अपने आप पर भरोसा होता है वो व्यापार करते हैं !!

तू मुझमें पहले भी था , तू मुझमें अब भी है। पहले मेरे लफ्जों में था अब मेरी खामोशियों में है।

"व्यक्ति महान अपने कार्यों से होता है ! अपने जन्म से नहीं !!

"मिलता तो बहुत कुछ है इस ज़िन्दगी में ! बस हम गिनती उसकी करते हैं जो हासिल न हो सका हो !!"

If others can do it… ..let them do it…

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!

Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.