“साला मै कब का ‪यमनगरी‬ जाने को बेचैन हू,लेकिन ‪यमराज‬ कहते है, तू आने के लिये नही, भेजने के लिये पैदा हुआ है..

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

कुछ आत्माएं एक दुसरे को मिलते ही समझ जाती हैं.

When I was kidnapped, my parents leaped into action…they rented out my room

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.

I talk to myself cos I prefer talking to a better class of people.;- )

What sets sisters apart from brothers and also from friends is a very intimate mashing of heart, soul and the mystical cords of memory.

I’d do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less

अब मैं कुछ नहीं हूँ मैंने माना, कल को मशहूर हो जाऊ तो कोई रिश्ता मत निकाल लेना।

I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

I currently live in the 9021 broke.

लोग मुझसे 🤗 अक्सर पूछते है. तू गम में भी इतना खुश कैसे है… मैं बोलता हूँ मेरा हाथ पकड़ने के लिए मेरी 👩‍🏭 बहन जो खड़ी है!!!

Follow your dreams…except for that one where you’re naked at work.

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said.

Even though we grew up and went in separate directions, I want you to know I’ll always take your side no matter what.

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

कोशिश न कर, सभी को “खुश” रखने की, कुछ लोगो की “नाराजगी” भी जरूरी है, चर्चा में बने रहने के लिए…

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Some people are wise, some are otherwise.