If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time, I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Women & shoes: My heels are always there to pick me right up.
I love sweet people, they taste good.
यदि आपके लिए अपने मित्र की आलोचना करना पीड़ादायक है- आप बिना डरे कर सकते हैं. लेकिन यदि आपको इसमें थोडा सा भी मजा आता है तो ये समय ज़ुबान पर लगाम देने का है.
We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege
Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!
Brothers and sisters separated by distance joined by love.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!
"यूँ सिमट गया मेरा प्यार चंद अल्फाज़ो में ! जब उसने कहा मोहब्बत तो है पर तुमसे नहीं !!"
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
दोस्तो, इज्जत किया करो हमारी, वरना Girl Friend पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
सुन पगली, तुम्हारी फ़िक्र हैं ‘शक’ नहीं, तुम्हें कोई और देखे ये किसी को हक़ नहीं,
I’ve got problem for your solution…
एक सच्चा दोस्त कभी आपके रास्ते में नहीं आता जब तक कि आप गलत रास्ते पे ना जा रहे हों.
Submitted by: allison on April 9, 2009
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?
Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.
सुनो ये बादल जब भी बरसता है, मन तुझसे ही मिलने को तरसता है.
जब तुम्हारा दिल चाहे लौट आना ! इंतेज़ार की आदत है मुझे !!"
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
You know what I like most about people? Pets.
"भले ही आप कपड़े पहनने में लापरवाह रहिये ! मगर अपनी आत्मा को दुरुस्त रखिये !!"
"जो लोग सबकी फ़िक्र करते हैं ! अक्सर उनकी फ़िक्र करने वाला कोई नहीं होता !!"
Four out of three people have a hard time dealing with fractions.