My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.
जिसके पास धैर्य है, वह जो चाहे पा सकता है ! ""जिस व्यक्ति ने कभी कोई गलती नहीं की !
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
During surgery: “A screwdriver?. This can’t be right.”
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
कोई नाम नहीँ इस रिश्ते का मगर …. मेरे लिए बहुत खास हो तुम
चलो इश्क़ में कुछ यु अंदाज़ अपनाते हैं. तुम आँखें बंद करो हम तुम्हे सीने से लगाते हैं.
Death should take me while I am in the mood.
All married women are not wives.
I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?
प्यार तो बस दो लफ़्ज़ों की कहानी हैं, हम और तुम रहे साथ..बस यही तो जिंदागनी हैं,❤️
If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
सुनो…जिसे हम दिल से बहुत चाहते हैं ना, वो हर पल दिल कीधड़कनों में रहते हैं, < >>
अगर कुछ करना है तो भीड़ से हटकर चलो ! भीड़ साहस तो देती है पर पहचान छीन लेती है !!"
If I spoke my mind, I would be in deep trouble.
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.
Couldn’t remember your appointment then you find out it was with your memory doctor. Here’s your sign.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, damn you’re good.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again!!!
दोस्त वो होता है जो आपको आप जैसे हैं वैसा होने की पूरी आज़ादी देता है.
A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”
उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़े ! लेकिन उतना ही जहां से ज़मीन साफ दिखाई दें !!"