दोस्तो, इज्जत किया करो हमारी, वरना Girl Friend पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी

"मैदान में हारा हुआ इंसान फिर भी जीत सकता है ! लेकिन मन से हारा हुआ इंसान कभी नहीं जीत सकता !!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

एक अकेला गुलाब मेरा बगीचा हो सकता है…एक अकेला दोस्त मेरी दुनिया.

अगर मुझे अपनी ‎ज़िन्दगी ‎दोबारा जीने का #मौका मिले तो इस बार तेरा ‎नाम पहले अपने हाथो की ‎लकीरो में ‎लिखवा कर आऊंगा

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

. "निंदा से घबराकर अपने लक्ष्य को न छोड़े ! क्योंकि लक्ष्य प्राप्त होते ही निंदा करने वालो की राय बदल जाती है !!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Suno…. नन्हा सा दिल ❣️भले ही हो ….. पर उसमें जगह बहुत है तुम्हारे लिए !! ~•£”Love you Forever”£~•❤️

Wife: Tum muje apne sath Bangkok kyu nahi le jate..?? Best answer given ever :- Husband: Areh Pagli, Restaurant me bhi koi Tiffin le jata hai kya..

मेरी एक ही जान है और वो भी बहुत ज्यादा शैतान है!

The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?

If someone asks, why is it so hot in here? Say, Okay I’ll get out if you want.

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

एक सच्चा मित्र वो है जो उस वक़्त आपके साथ खड़ा है जब उसे कहीं और होना चाहिए था.

Work: My boss is making his office bigger. His ego doesn’t fit.

Women’s weapon, water- drops.

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

When in doubt make something up so you don’t look like a fool.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Monday again? Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.