We may look old and wish to the outside world, but to each other, we are still in junior school.

👩‍🏭 बहन वो दोस्त है जो थामती तो हाथ है. लेकिन स्पर्श 💖 दिल को करती है !!!

ना चाँद चाहिए ना फलक चाहिए,* मुझे बस तेरी एक *झलक* चाहिए

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D

A boomerang is just a Frisbee for people that don’t have any friends.

"सोचा था एक घर बनाकर बैठूंगा सुकून से ! लेकिन घर की ज़रूरतो ने मुसाफिर बना दिया !!"

Don’t beware of dogs, beware of the owner.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?

किसी को हरा देना बहुत ही आसान है ! लेकिन किसी को जीतना बहुत ही मुश्किल !!"

"दुबारा इश्क़ होगा तो तुझसे ही होगा ! खफा हूँ मैं बेवफा नहीं !!"

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

I still have a beautiful figure… Under couple of layers of cholesterol ;)

Duck tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and keeps the universe together.

"कितना भी पकड़लो फिसलता ज़रूर है ! ये वक़्त है ! जनाब बदलता ज़रूर है !!"

$19.99 Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money.

I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.

Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip.

"अपनापन छलके जिसकी आँखों में ! ऐसा कोई एक ही मिलता है लाखो में !!"

The more one judges, the less one loves.

I study high. I take the test high. Therefore, I should get high scores

To be honest…I’m a liar!:P

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere

अगर आप खुद से दोस्ती कर लेंगे तो आप कभी भी अकेले नहीं होंगे.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.