If school is so helpful, explain why summer break makes me happy.

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

जब आप अपने मित्रों का चुनाव करें, तो चरित्र की जगह व्यक्तित्व का चयन करने का धोखा ना खाएं.

ये दिन भी क़यामत की तरह गुज़रा है ! न जाने क्या बात थी हर बात पर रोना आया !!"

I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

घायल दिल के लिए दोस्त दवा हैं, और आशावादी आत्मा के लिए विटामिन्स.

"आँसुओ का कोई वज़न नहीं होता ! लेकिन निकल जाने पर मन हल्का हो जाता है !!

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

ओ पगली मेरा Face अपने अन्दर Install मत करना वरना 13 Dil Hang हो जायेगा

You and I are brother and sister forever. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing

"जल्दी सो जाया करो दोस्तों ! यूँ रातभर जागने से मोहब्बत लौट कर नहीं आती !!"

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”

"कौन समझ पाया आज तक हमें ! हम अपने हादसों के अकेले गवाह हैं !!"

"कोई सिखादे मुझे भी अपने वादों से मुक़र जाना ! बहुत थक चुका हूँ निभाते-निभाते !!"

Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn.

Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never mended well.

Love is a friendship set to music.

I study high. I take the test high. Therefore, I should get high scores

Man : Which is the oldest animal on earth? Kapil : Zebra. Because it is still white and black.

घर वाले कहते है कि मैं बहोत मासूम हूँ, पर उन्हें कौन समझाये कि “गंगाधर” ही “शक्तिमान” है

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

"जिस्म के ज़ख्म का इलाज तो मुमकिन है ! लेकिन रूह के ज़ख्म का हकीम नहीं कोई !!"

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.