👩‍🏭बहन से अच्छा कोई 🤹दोस्त और नहीं हो सकता… और मेरी प्यारी 👩‍🏭बहना, तुमसे अच्छी कोई और बहन हो नहीं सकती!!!

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

"कितना भी पकड़लो फिसलता ज़रूर है ! ये वक़्त है ! जनाब बदलता ज़रूर है !!"

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

तुम भी समझ रहे हो… हम भी समझ रहे हैं… फिर दिल के सवालों में क्यों हम उलझ रहे हैं…!!!

I have great faith in fools; self- confidence my friends call it.

I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.

It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.

"मिट्टी का मटका और परिवार की क़ीमत ! सिर्फ बनाने वाले को ही पता होती है, तोड़ने वाले को नहीं !!"

You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

The amount of people that confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I want a six month vacation…Twice a year.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

उन्होंने आज हम पर तिरछी नज़र डाली तो हम मदहोश हो गए बाद में पता चला नज़र ही तिरछी है तो हम बेहोश हो गए।

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.

"उम्मीद से बढ़कर निकली तुम तो ! मैंने तो सोचा था दिल ही तोड़ोगी तुमने तो मुझे ही तोड़ दिया !!"

अगर मुमकिन हो तो मुझे अपना बनालो तुम ! मेरी तन्हाईयाँ गवाह है मेरा अपना कोई भी नहीं !!"

"क्या फायदा है अब रोने से ! जो प्यार न समझा वो दर्द क्या समझेगा !!"

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.