Daughter- iPod, SON- iPhone, MOM- iPad, DAD- iPay.. …!
In the beginning, God created idiots. This was for practice. Then he created customer service.
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.
मेरी 👩🏭 बहन ! तू मेरा 🌏 जहान है !
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Why do people try park as close as the can to the entrance when they go to the gym to work out?
"तुमसे मोहब्बत करने का गुनाह किया था ! तुमने तो पल पल मरने की सज़ा दे दी !!"
I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.
I save trees everyday by not doing my homework.
मित्र बनाने में धीमे रहिये और बदलने में और भी.
Waiting for the perfect girl? Idiot, even if you find her she’ll be waiting for the perfect man.
Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey
सच्चे दोस्त सामने से छुरा भोंकते हैं.
School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
जो दोस्त दुःख पहुंचा रहा हो उसके बगल में शांति से बैठना शायद सबसे अच्छा गिफ्ट है जो हम दे सकते हैं.
A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.
👫भाई बहन के 💞 प्यार में यह भी जरूरी हैं… बहनों की लड़ाई के बिना जिन्दगी अधूरी हैं।
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
यदि आपके लिए अपने मित्र की आलोचना करना पीड़ादायक है- आप बिना डरे कर सकते हैं. लेकिन यदि आपको इसमें थोडा सा भी मजा आता है तो ये समय ज़ुबान पर लगाम देने का है.
मेरी हिम्मत को परखने की गुस्ताखी न करना, पहले भी कई तूफानों का रुख मोड़ चुका हूँ
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
"अपनापन छलके जिसकी आँखों में ! ऐसा कोई एक ही मिलता है लाखो में !!"
I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son- of- a b*tch, I forget it.
यदि तुम सौ साल तक जीते हो तो मैं सौ साल में एक दिन कम जीना चाहूंगा ताकि मुझे कभी तुम्हारे बिना ना जीना पड़े।