When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
मेरे पीछे मत चलो, हो सकता है मैं नेत्रित्व ना कर पाऊं. मेरे आगे मत चलो हो सकता है मैं अनुगमन ना कर सकूँ. बस मेरे साथ चलो मेरे मित्र बनकर.
लोग अकेले हैं क्योंकि वे पुल के बजाय दीवारों का निर्माण करते हैं।
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
In the beginning, God created idiots. This was for practice. Then he created customer service.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Suicide is a way of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit!!!!!
My therapist says that I can’t see you anymore because you make me crazy.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.
आज तन्हा हुए तो अहसास हुआ ! कई घण्टे होते है एक दिन में !!"
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
सुनो जाना आज़ादी के दिन भी मुझे उम्र क़ैद तेरी मोहब्बत की करदो ना
My husband and I had very happy twenty years. After that we met.
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
मोहब्बत का शौक यहां किसे था. तुम पास आते गए और मोहब्बत होती गई.
एक बार उसके रोने पर उसके होंठो को क्या चुमलिया, अब तो पगली हर रोज रोने का बहाना करती है.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
अगर कुछ करना है तो भीड़ से हटकर चलो ! भीड़ साहस तो देती है पर पहचान छीन लेती है !!"
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
ये प्यार की कमी नहीं, बल्कि दोस्ती की कमी है जो शादियों को दुखदायी बनाती है.
Dear Yahoo, You never hear anybody say “Lets Yahoo it”, just saying. Sincerely, Google.
"असली तकलीफ तो ये ज़िन्दगी देती है ! मौत तो बस यूंही नाम से बदनाम है !!"
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Spies and parents never sleep.
Never give loan to your friends, Otherwise you will lose both.