सभी के साथ विनम्र रहिये, पर कुछ के साथ ही घनिष्ठता बनाइये, और इन कुछ को भी पूर्ण विश्वास करने से पहले अच्छी तरह से जांच लीजिये

अपने दोस्त में मुझे मेरा दूसरा स्वयं दिखता है.

Mother In Law, an anagram of, Woman Hitler

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.” True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.

When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness in your life.

Did you fall? No I attacked the floor… Backwards? I’m just that talented.:)

Submitted by: allison on April 9, 2009

लोग अपने लिए बॉडीगार्ड रखते हैं. और हम अपने लिए 👲 भाई रखते हैं!!

नाम तेरा ऐसे लिख चुके है अपने वजूद पर, कि तेरे नाम का भी कोई मिल जाए…तो भी दिल धड़क जाता है..

Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.

I told my mom that my house was her house and she yelled at me, “Get of my property”.

"मिलता तो बहुत कुछ है इस ज़िन्दगी में ! बस हम गिनती उसकी करते हैं जो हासिल न हो सका हो !!"

"डर बिना उम्मीद के नहीं हो सकता ! और उम्मीद बिना डर के !!

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!

Today is the National animal’s day, so please take a minute and remember your ex!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

I currently live in the 9021 broke.

खुशनसीब कुछ ऐसे हम हो जायें…..❤️ तुम हो.. हम हो..और इश्क़ हो जाये

Some people are wise, some are otherwise.

सफलता के लिए किसी भी ख़ास समय का इंतज़ार मत करो ! बल्कि अपने हर समय को ख़ास बनालो !!"

यदि तुम सौ साल तक जीते हो तो मैं सौ साल में एक दिन कम जीना चाहूंगा ताकि मुझे कभी तुम्हारे बिना ना जीना पड़े।

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy the fruit you like.