Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

All Husbands are like Bluetooth. Always connected to wife when she is around. But The moment wife is Away, They automatically start searching new devices.

If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.

Why is is called a “building” when it’s already been built ?

Waiting for the perfect girl? Idiot, even if you find her she’ll be waiting for the perfect man.

सच्ची फ्रेंडशिप तब होती है जब दो लोगों के बीच की चुप्पी कम्फर्टबल हो.

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

मित्रता करने में धीमे रहिये, पर जब कर लीजिये तो उसे मजबूती से निभाइए और उसपर स्थिर रहिये.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

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Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever.

I recently stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.:)

“Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.”

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

"मिलता तो बहुत कुछ है इस ज़िन्दगी में ! बस हम गिनती उसकी करते हैं जो हासिल न हो सका हो !!"

My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life

I’m the type of person that wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.

मेरी जान को हमेशा खुश रखना ए खुदा उसके जख्मों की कीमत मेरी जिंदगी से काट लेना.

Technology made life easy, Humans lazy.

एक बार उसके रोने पर उसके ‪होंठो‬ को क्या ‪चुमलिया‬, अब तो ‪पगली‬ हर रोज ‪रोने‬ का ‪बहाना‬ करती है.

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

लेकिन दोस्ती कीमती है, केवल मुश्किल में नहीं, बल्कि जीवन के सुखद क्षणों में भी, और धन्यवाद है उस उदार व्यवस्था को कि जीवन का बड़ा हिस्सा सुखद होता है.

Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

The only way to look slim is to hang out with fat people.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?