नफरत के बाज़ार में जीने का अलग ही मज़ा है , लोग रुलाना नहीं छोड़ते हम हसना नहीं छोड़ते।

Maybe life should stop giving lemons… It just gives people ideas on what to do with it.

I don’t really care whether a glass is half empty or half full, all I know is that I want my glass filled!!

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted – stay up all night or eat ice- cream straight out of the container.

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

किसी ने मुझ से कहा बहुत खुबसूरत लिखते हो यार,मैंने कहा … खुबसूरत मैं नहीं वो है जिसके लिए हम लिखा करते है

If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.

Are you free this weekend?… No, I’ll be expensive.

"सोचा था एक घर बनाकर बैठूंगा सुकून से ! लेकिन घर की ज़रूरतो ने मुसाफिर बना दिया !!"

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are “Salary is Credited”. :

If someone asks, why is it so hot in here? Say, Okay I’ll get out if you want.

Rule #1 during arguments: If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.

ये जो तेरे बगैर खालीपन_लगता है ना. प्यार की भाषा में उसे ही मोहब्बत कहते है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कोई भी दोस्ती इत्तफाक नहीं है.

उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़े ! लेकिन उतना ही जहां से ज़मीन साफ दिखाई दें !!"

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

ज़िन्दगी की हक़ीक़त को बस इतना ही जाना है ! दर्द में अकेले हैं खुशियों में ज़माना है !!"

Husband sent an sms to wife: thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever i am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're great. She replied that sms: pee li na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao.. Daro mat..

क्यों ना गुरुर मैं अपने आप पर,, मुझे उसने चाहा जिसके चाहने वाले हज़ारों थे..

I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

Curiosity killed the cat…luckily I’m not a cat.

“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”

I’m the type of person that wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.

We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

“साला मै कब का ‪यमनगरी‬ जाने को बेचैन हू,लेकिन ‪यमराज‬ कहते है, तू आने के लिये नही, भेजने के लिये पैदा हुआ है..

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

कैसे लफ्जों में बयां करूँ मैं खूबसूरती तुम्हारी! सुंदरता का झरना भी तुम हो, मोहब्बत का दरिया भी तुम हो.

सुन बस एक ही ख्वाहिश है,की तुझे खुद से ज्यादा चाहूँ, मैं रहू या ना रहू मेरी वफ़ा हंमेशा याद रहेगी।