Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

I would agree with you if you were right

पसंद है मुझे उन लोगों से हारना ! जो मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हैं !!"

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

अगर मुझे अपनी ‎ज़िन्दगी ‎दोबारा जीने का #मौका मिले तो इस बार तेरा ‎नाम पहले अपने हाथो की ‎लकीरो में ‎लिखवा कर आऊंगा

The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

काश तुम कभी ज़ोर से गले लगा कर कहो डरते क्यों हो ☺पागल तुम्हारी ही तो हूँ.

I talk to myself cos I prefer talking to a better class of people.;- )

"परिस्थितियां विपरीत हो तो कुछ लोग टूट जाते हैं ! और कुछ लोग रिकॉर्ड तोड़ देते हैं !!"

A true friend stabs you in the front.

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time, I think I’ve forgotten this before.

If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

Change is inevitable… Except from vending machines.

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Google: I have everything. !! Facebook: I know everyone. ! Tweeter: I know what you guys think!! Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!

Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? - A trip to Thailand? - Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary? - Then I pick you up again.

Real Astronomers are in our family, 1st Mother who showed the moon in childhood. 2nd papa - who used to show the whole universe in just 1 slap. Third wife - who shows stars during the day. This NASA is just confusion.

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

ना जाने क्यों तुझे देखने के बाद भी. तुझे ही देखने की चाहत रहती है!!!!

"सूखे पत्ते की तरह थे हम ! किसी ने समेटा भी तो सिर्फ जलाने के लिए !!"

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.

My brother has the best sister in the world.

बडा अजीब सा खोफ था उस शेर की आँखो मे.. जिसने जंगल मे हमारे जूतो के निशान देखे थे….!!

"जो लोग दर्द को समझते हैं ! वो लोग कभी दर्द की वजह नहीं बनते !!"