Remember: you were once the strongest sperm of your dad. =)

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, damn you’re good.

If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

"क़ाश तुम मेरे होते ! क़ाश ये अल्फाज़ तेरे होते !!"

If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Apple wanted to make a iPod for kids. Apparently the name “iTouch kids” didn’t sit very well.\

पगली‬ जितनी तेरे शरीर मे हड्डिया‬ है, उससे जादा तो कोलेज‬ मे सेट मुझसे ‪लडकिया‬ है.

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son- of- a- b*tch.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If Mickey is a mouse, Minnie is a mouse, Donald is a duck, goofy is a dog, then what the heck is going on with Pluto? Is Mickey keeping a mentally handicapped guy as a pet?

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.

मेरी ख्वाहिशें हजारों है.. लेकिन जरुरत सिर्फ तुम.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.

मेरी मोहब्बत की हद ना तय कर पाओगे तुम, तुम्हें साँसों से भी ज्यादा मोहब्बत करते है हम.❤️

मित्र बनाने में धीमे रहिये और बदलने में और भी.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

लेकिन दोस्ती कीमती है, केवल मुश्किल में नहीं, बल्कि जीवन के सुखद क्षणों में भी, और धन्यवाद है उस उदार व्यवस्था को कि जीवन का बड़ा हिस्सा सुखद होता है.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

"दुबारा इश्क़ होगा तो तुझसे ही होगा ! खफा हूँ मैं बेवफा नहीं !!"

I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck!

Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, Nooooooo.