Homework kills trees. So don’t do homework.

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

हमेशा उस इंसान के करीब रहो जो तुम्हे खुश रखे लेकिन उस इंसान के और भी करीब रहो जो तुम्हारे बगैर खुश न रह पाए

I know the secret of life. But I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

कोई नाम नहीँ इस रिश्ते का मगर …. मेरे लिए बहुत खास हो तुम

"यही सोचकर सफाई नहीं दी हमने ! इल्ज़ाम भले ही झूठे हैं पर लगाए तो तुमने हैं !!"

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other!

👲भाई की नज़रो में अपनी 👩‍🏭बहन से ज़्यादा खुबसूरत कोई और लड़की नहीं होती !!

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Bumper sticker: I left my wife. Way back there.

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

👫बहन भाई की यारी सब से प्यारी और सब पे भारी !!

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never mended well.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think! The only advantage of exercising is that you die healthy. There’s only one thing common in all human beings:they’re all different!

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.

If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.

There is only one machine in the casino that will give you money. ATM.

ये दोस्तों की मदद नहीं है जो हमारी इतनी मदद करती है, जितना कि उनकी मदद मिलने का यकीन होना.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.