Follow your dreams…except for that one where you’re naked at work.

अगर मुझे अपनी ‎ज़िन्दगी ‎दोबारा जीने का #मौका मिले तो इस बार तेरा ‎नाम पहले अपने हाथो की ‎लकीरो में ‎लिखवा कर आऊंगा

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

"संघर्ष इंसान को मज़बूत बनाता है ! फिर चाहे वह कितना भी कमज़ोर क्यों न हो !!

सभी के साथ विनम्र रहिये, पर कुछ के साथ ही घनिष्ठता बनाइये, और इन कुछ को भी पूर्ण विश्वास करने से पहले अच्छी तरह से जांच लीजिये

I want a six month vacation…Twice a year.

To be honest…I’m a liar!:P

"मेरे ग़म का छोटा सा हिस्सा लेकर तो देखो ! मरने की ख्वाहिश न करने लगे तो कहना !!"

हमने तो चारो तरफ पढ़ाई का माहौल बनाया है, लेकिन फिर भी एग्जाम में अंडा ही आया है, हम तो यूँ ही चल देते हैं बिना मुंह धोये ही एग्जाम में, साले दोस्त कहते हैं ये तो बहुत पड़के आया है।

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

Brothers and sisters separated by distance joined by love.

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

"मोहब्बत भी उधार की तरह है ! लोग ले तो लेते है मगर देना भूल जाते हैं !!"

मुझे सुनना पसंद है. मैंने सुनकर बहुत कुछ सीखा है. ज्यादातर लोग कभी सुनते नहीं हैं.

Got back from grocery store. Reading the ingredients I noticed: The lemonade was made with artificial flavoring. But the dish soap was made with real lemons.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

Cousin: Why are you so lazy? Me: I’m not lazy I’m just saving my energy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Poor : When you have too much month at the end of your money.

I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;

If others can do it… ..let them do it…

I currently live in the 9021 broke.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.