So many men and yet so few brains.

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee. Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it.

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them they die.

If others can do it… ..let them do it…

प्यार तो ❤️दिल से होना चाहिये…. किस्मत ~ का क्या है… वो तो कभी भी बदल सकती है….

If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum!

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

I want a six month vacation…Twice a year.

Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

जब आप अपने मित्रों का चुनाव करें, तो चरित्र की जगह व्यक्तित्व का चयन करने का धोखा ना खाएं.

सफलता आप तक नहीं आएगी ! बल्कि आपको स्वयं उस तक जाना होगा !!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self- criticism.

हम बाकी सभी रिश्तों के साथ पैदा होते हैं पर दोस्ती ही एक मात्र रिश्ता है जिसे हम खुद बनाते हैं.

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.

अपने दोस्त में मुझे मेरा दूसरा स्वयं दिखता है.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!