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व्यक्ति अपने विचारों से निर्मित एक प्राणी है ! वह जो सोचता है, वही बन जाता है !!
A true friend stabs you in the front.
"ज़िन्दगी में मंज़िले तो मिल ही जाती हैं ! लेकिन वो लोग नहीं मिलते जिन्हें दिल से चाहा हो !"'
I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not read the first sentence again.
"दर्द मुझको ढूंढ़ लेता है रोज़ नए बहाने से ! वो हो गया वाक़िफ़ मेरे हर ठिकाने से !!"
"एक सफल व्यक्ति बनने की कोशिश मत करो ! बल्कि मूल्यों पर चलने वाले व्यक्ति बनो !!
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
True skill comes without effort.
"शिक्षा सबसे सशक्त हथियार है ! जिससे दुनिया को बदला जा सकता है !!
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Life is too short to remove the USB device safely.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
एक सच्चा दोस्त वो होता है जो तब प्रवेश करता है जब बाकी दुनिया बाहर जा रही होती है.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!
My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
I currently live in the 9021 broke.
Just go up to somebody on the street and say, “You’re it!” and just run away.
All the best people are crazy.
Sleep till you’re hungry, eat till you’re sleepy
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher. But behind a failed student….. A beautiful teacher !!!
Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
I’m not crazy. Just imaginative.
दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं।
Weather forecast for tonight: dark