He said: A girlfriend is like coffee. You throw her if it’s no longer hot. She said: A boyfriend is like liquor. You throw up if you can no longer take it.

Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks…!

Did you fall? No I attacked the floor… Backwards? I’m just that talented.:)

जो दोस्त दुःख पहुंचा रहा हो उसके बगल में शांति से बैठना शायद सबसे अच्छा गिफ्ट है जो हम दे सकते हैं.

The art of love is largely the art of persistence.

That moment of fear when you can’t get a ring off your finger.

Everything is legal. Until you get caught.

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

सुनो तुम यूँ हमसे खफा ना हुआ करो. पता है ना की हम कुछ भी नहीं तुम्हारे बिना

Submitted by: Bonface stom on April 23, 2010

"मिलता तो बहुत कुछ है इस ज़िन्दगी में ! बस हम गिनती उसकी करते हैं जो हासिल न हो सका हो !!"

You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name. I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.

सफलता के लिए किसी भी ख़ास समय का इंतज़ार मत करो ! बल्कि अपने हर समय को ख़ास बनालो !!"

If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

Alcohol – Because no great story every started with someone eating a salad.

कुछ आत्माएं एक दुसरे को मिलते ही समझ जाती हैं.

Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Growing up, I had a very normal relationship with my brother and sister. But, over time, they became my best friends, and now I hang out with them all the time. I’m very close with them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Follow your dreams…except for that one where you’re naked at work.

Nobody likes change, except a wet baby.

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

Save the planet it’s the only one with beer.

नाराजगी भी बड़ी प्यारी सी चीज है, चंद पलो मे प्यार को दुगुना कर देती हैं.।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

💕 प्यार का दूसरा नाम ही 👩‍🏭 बहन होता है।

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