I don’t really care whether a glass is half empty or half full, all I know is that I want my glass filled!!
कोई भी दोस्ती इत्तफाक नहीं है.
Curiosity killed the cat…luckily I’m not a cat.
Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Brothers are just born to bother sisters.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Man : Which is the oldest animal on earth? Kapil : Zebra. Because it is still white and black.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are “Salary is Credited”. :
हमने तो तेरे इश्क़ में रो रो कर दरिया बहा दिए, तू इतना बेवफा निकला कि हम उस दरिया में नहा लिए।
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
. "वो मेरे साथ चलते तो थे ! मगर किसी और की तलाश में !!"
"मुहब्बत में झुकना कोई अजीब बात नहीं, चमकता सूरज भी तो ढल जाता है चाँद के लिए।
When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
कभी तुम नाराज हूए तो हम झुक जाएंगे कभी हम नाराज हो तो आप गले लगा लेना
I feel so lost without you… Mostly because you have my compass.
छोटी 👩🏭 बहन एक सबसे अच्छी दोस्त भी होती है… जिसके साथ आपने अपना बचपन बिताये होते है!!!
“Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.”
Every time I meet the girl of my dreams someone wakes me up.
I still have a beautiful figure… Under couple of layers of cholesterol ;)
नशा था उनके प्यार का , जिसमें हम खो गए , उन्हें भी पता नहीं चला कि कब हम उनके हो गए।
"सफलता पहले से की गयी तैयारी पर निर्भर है ! और बिना ऐसी तैयारी के असफलता निश्चित है !!
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness in your life.
अपने Whatsapp पर मत इतरा Pagli, जितने तेरे Friend है, उतने तो हमारे Anytime Online रहते है?
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
सुन पगली जितने तेरे पास Løver है, उसे कइ ज्यादा मेंरे पास Mobile-Cover है.