I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Growing up, I had a very normal relationship with my brother and sister. But, over time, they became my best friends, and now I hang out with them all the time. I’m very close with them.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

"कितना भी पकड़लो फिसलता ज़रूर है ! ये वक़्त है ! जनाब बदलता ज़रूर है !!"

Vegetarian don’t kill the animals for eating; they eat the animals’ food.

If you pull enough strings, you’ll end up pulling ropes.

You either like me or you hate me, either way, you idiots still know my name. I’m not random. I just have many thoughts I feel you should know.

एक दोस्त से अच्छा कुछ नहीं होता, जब तक चॉकलेट के साथ एक दूसरा दोस्त नहीं आ जाता.

क्या मैं अपने शत्रुओं को ख़त्म नहीं करता जब मैं उन्हें अपना मित्र बना लेता हूँ?

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

जीवन की सबसे बड़ी ख़ुशी उस काम को करने में है ! जिसे लोग कहे ये तेरे बसकी बात नहीं है !!"

Be the kind of woman that when your feet touch the ground in the morning, the devils says “Oh no she’s up.”

ना ज़मीन चाहिये ना जायदाद” मुझे तो बस तेरी ज़िंदगी_का हर पल चाहिये, वो भी_ अभी के अभी..

The correct phobic term for the fear of long words? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (!)

Hahahahaha! I can’t believe you just tripped and fell over nothing!” “What do you mean? I was just testing gravity…it works!”

लोग अकेले हैं क्योंकि वे पुल के बजाय दीवारों का निर्माण करते हैं।

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

"असंभव शब्द का प्रयोग केवल कायर ही करते हैं ! बहादुर और बुद्धिमान व्यक्ति अपना मार्ग स्वयं बनाते हैं !!

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Had a dream I was awesome woke up…. Still awesome!!!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.

तेरे चेहरे में मेरा नूर होगा … फिर तूँ ना कभी मुझसे दूर होगा सोच क्या ख़ुशी मिलेगी जान उस पल …. जिस पल तेरी माँग में मेरे नाम का सिंधूर होगा।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I’m not lying, I just forgot the truth.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

नादान हैं वो लोग जो इश्क़ नहीं करते ! अरे ! जिगरा चाहिए बर्बाद होने के लिए !!"

Two Army Men were talking: Army Man 1: Why did you join the army? Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army? Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!