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"रूठूँगा तुझसे तो इस क़दर रूठूँगा तेरी आँखे तरस जाएगी मेरी एक झलक को !!"
हँसकर दर्द छुपाने का हुनर मशहूर था मेरा ! पर कोई हुनर काम न आया जब तेरा नाम आया !!
Submitted by: allison on April 9, 2009
एक मजबूत दोस्ती को रोज-रोज बात करने या साथ रहने की ज़रुरत नहीं होती. जब तक रिश्ता दिल में जिंदा रहता है, सच्चे दोस्त कभी अलग नहीं होते.
उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़े ! लेकिन उतना ही जहां से ज़मीन साफ दिखाई दें !!"
"ज़िंदा रहना है तो हालात से डरना कैसा ! जंग ज़ालिम से हो तो लश्कर नहीं देखा जाता !!
If soap tasted good I would never get clean.
Women & shoes: My heels are always there to pick me right up.
Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
The girl who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.
Monday again? Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!
I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.
User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and they’ll think your on drugs.
"महानता कभी न गिरने में नहीं है ! बल्कि हर बार गिर कर उठ जाने में है !!
I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound like an idiot.
I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then I eat it.
I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
ना ज़मीन चाहिये ना जायदाद” मुझे तो बस तेरी ज़िंदगी_का हर पल चाहिये, वो भी_ अभी के अभी..
Once I Realized That You Can Buy Trophies, I Became Good At Everything. (;
Years from now we’ll look back on this and laugh. If we’re out of jail by then.